A Villainous note from the Writer
Hello again Villains! See, I promised you words and BAM! Words. Page 1 in what will undoubtedly be your new favorite issue. Not just of Villain, no, I mean of all fucking time! This is going to be 22 pages of non stop mailman action. We’re going to follow this new hero through his route and his struggle to get the mail to the slots. Not to mention a steamy love scene with Mrs. Robinson. Remember Villains, the mailman always rings twice. It’s gonna be great! Through rain, through snow, thr…nah just playing Villains. We’re really about to slaughter a lot of people. Till next time evil-doers.